For most of its history, diversity training has been pretty much a cudgel, pounding white men into submission with a mix of finger-wagging and guilt-mongering.
The drowned men began to slam their driftwood cudgels one against the other. " Damphair" ! they cried. " Damphair King! Aeron King! Give us Damphair" !
One of the begging brothers spat, and a woman gave a moan. " You are false knights, " said the big man with the star carved on his chest. Several others brandished their cudgels.
But just as the wedding was going to be solemnized, old Mr Fox stirred under the bench, and cudgelled all the rabble, and drove them and Mrs Fox out of the house.