We're here today because you screwed up.

今天我们这是因为你犯错。

She thinks she screwed up the exam.

她认为考试考。

Which means Bela Lugosi...meaning me...is totally screwed.

那就意味着贝拉·卢戈西...也就是我...要倒霉。(贝拉·卢戈西：饰演过德古拉的演员)。

Lovely. Not only is my plan screwed up, I also forgot how to improvise.

这下好，不但我的计划被搞，于即兴表演的记忆也全没。

If childbirth is half this bad, you are so screwed!

如果你生孩子的时候有半的疼你就完蛋!

Really? Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund?

真的？她诈骗完你的信托基金后？

Until then, all we know is that you screwed up again.

那之前，我们只知道你们又搞。

If one misses the due date, everyone will be screwed.

个人没按时间节点完成任务，所有人都得跟着背锅。

And USIS, in the other parts of the world, was pretty screwed up.

而美国新闻处，世界的其他地方，是非常糟糕的。

The only reason she offered up her dusty womb is because she's screwed.

她拿出她老旧的子宫为我们生孩子只是因为她手头紧。

And she would never be able to forgive me if I screwed it up.

如果我搞 她永远也不会原谅我。

Now you know what to say when you've screwed up and made a mistake.

你知道当你搞，犯错误时该说什么。

Pretending like our lives aren't screwed?

假装我们的生活并没有团糟？

You waited until after you screwed me to show me that gun.

你上我之后才给我看那把枪。

Can't you just say, " I admit it, I screwed up" ?

你就不能说 “我承认，我错”？

It screwed out as people get lazy.

当人们变得懒惰的时候，它就会把这里搞得团糟。

Oh, you nearly... - I nearly screwed it.

哦，你差点… … - 我差点搞。

You screwed him, and now I am.

你跟他睡过，如今我也睡。

It'll screw us. - We're already screwed.

发布我们就完 - 早就完。

Sure. Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.

好的。再讲次你怎么出的糗让佩妮和她旧男友复合的吧。