I don't mean to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.

我不想扫你的兴，伙计，但那些壮用的。

For instance, he's well known for his account of phallic symbols, arguing certain architectural monuments are subconsciously developed as penile representations.

例如，他以对具号的描述而闻名，认为某些建筑纪念碑是下意识地为阴茎的代表。

Now that we got the one obligatory joke out of the way, we can get to the hard facts of nocturnal penile tumescence, otherwise known as " morning wood" .

既然我们已经开玩笑了，我们就可以了解夜间阴茎勃起的事实， 也就是所谓的“晨勃” 。