I don't mean to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.

不想扫你的兴，伙计，但那些壮阳药没用的。

For instance, he's well known for his account of phallic symbols, arguing certain architectural monuments are subconsciously developed as penile representations.

例如，他以对阳具号的描述而闻名，认为某些建筑纪念碑是下意识地发展成为阴茎的代表。

Now that we got the one obligatory joke out of the way, we can get to the hard facts of nocturnal penile tumescence, otherwise known as " morning wood" .

既然已经开玩笑，就可以解夜间阴茎勃起的事实， 也就是所谓的“晨勃” 。