You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

搞什么 在Facebook加了斯图尔特为好友？

Oh, come on, pretending that you've been friended by God.

噢 拜托 假装已经和上帝加了好友。

When Siri is the only person who's there for you...It kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends.

有Siri意，会让意识到互粉好友并不等于真正的朋友。

You simply communicate photographs and catchy posts to a diverse group of people whom you have " friended" or " followed" based on an accidental interaction.

是将照片和吸引人的帖子传达给一个不同的群体，这些人是基于偶然的互动而 “加为好友” 或 “关注” 的。