1.So you're just gonna be a douche about this.

你要当个傻逼咯。

2.It kind of looks like a douche commercial.

就像些傻逼广告。

3.To those who'd ridden his bus, Blake was notorious for being a weapons-grade douche.

对于些乘坐过他巴士说，布莱克一个臭名昭著超级混蛋。

4.I've a douche bag cousin, named Seymour.

有个蠢蛋表弟 叫西摩。

5.Bonne douche. I'M ... I'm sorry?

Bonne douche！你说什么？

6.Any luck with the, uh, douche bags from Eastern?

有东边些混蛋消息吗？

7.Duke's got it all hooked up. Duke's a douche.

Duke都安排好了。Duke就个大傻冒。

8.No, you can't saddle me with that useless douche bag.

你不能把这个没用草包丢给。

9.But I'm a douche on the side of the angels.

使阵营中傻逼。

10.Yeah, a douche with ten kegs. Aka, my new best friend.

也有10桶酒傻帽。也即，新好友。

11.I don't know. Something that doesn't make me come off as a petty, jealous douche.

不知道，说些别让显得猥琐又吃醋脑残话。

12.You can't be that big of a douche, 'cause if you were, you would never admit to it.

你不可能么讨嫌，因为如果你话，你不会承认。

13.Did she just call me a douche?

她刚叫二逼？

14.And if he's not having a good time, man, that person is a douche.

如果他玩得不开心，就个混蛋。机翻

15.I'm the biggest douche on the planet.

这个星球上最大淋浴。机翻

16.Like, he's a huge douche and you're not?

他个大傻瓜而你不？

17.Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟个老混蛋似？

18.There's a reason we call people douche bags.

- 们称们为冲洗袋有原因。机翻

19.I just keep getting cast as a douche bag.

- 一直被当成混蛋。机翻

20.It looks exactly like a douche commercial.

确实很像些傻逼广告。