It was worse than nuclear cooties.

比碰了虱子还遭。

Cause I kiss my mom all the time, and I don't get cooties.

因为一直跟亲亲但是并没有招上虱子啊。

Barney, I'm not afraid of catching your cooties, 'kay?

巴尼 才不怕传染上你的虱子 ？

Fae cooties. I'm not big on sick peeps.

生病了的异种 没什么兴趣看啊。

Really? Ted's not afraid of cooties?

真的? 泰德连虱子都不怕?

Well, watch out. Cooties are contagious.

那你当心点 脑残体是会传染的。