Why are you wearing the royal bath towel?

为什么你披着皇家牌毛巾？

I literally started with bath towels duct taped to my arms and my feet.

我一开始确实是用带将毛巾粘在手臂和脚上。

Again, you don't need anything fancy. A bath towel will do. A beach towel is great.

不需要多么看 浴巾就可以了 沙滩毛巾就更了。

You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真过她表？哇！我做过最坏事情是，我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢浴巾。

Some bath towels and some hand towels.

一些浴巾和一些手巾。

You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真了她手表？哇哦！我做过最过分事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢浴巾。

Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels.

艾米现在去买情侣浴巾了。

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go cry into some bath towels.

对不住各位了，我要去找个洗手间哭一哭。