Well, bagels in New York tastes great, love bagels.

嗯，纽约的百道很好，我喜欢百。

And then, lately, I've been doing a bagel.

最近，我一直在做果。

If you want a regular bagel, you can go anywhere.

你可以在很多地方买到果。

But let me tell you how I do my bagels.

我来告诉你我是怎么做果的。

Marcus ate his cheese sandwich and Darcy ate her bagel.

马可吃着他的起司三明治，达希吃着她的果。

You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel and had one stuck in your teeth.

你当刚吃完罂粟籽果，牙缝还卡了一粒罂粟籽。

So, generally, we do not cut our bagels.

我们通常不切自己家的果。

The end result is delizioso. In truth, it tastes much more like a crunchy pizza bagel.

最后会出美的披萨。事实上，吃起来的感觉更像是脆脆的披萨百。

People always know I'm from the Midwest when I say bagel.

每次我说“bagel”（百），人家就知道我是中西部来的。

New York started manufacturing bagels before Montreal.

纽约果的间点比蒙特利尔来得更早。

Am I cooking the everything bagels scrambled eggs?

我做的都是百炒蛋吗？

So it's basically toasted bagel on top.

就是在上面烤百。

Well, thanks for the bagel and the orangey fish.

好吧，谢谢你的百和橘汁鱼。

Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.

尽管有美的面包，与浓厚的紧张气氛… … 我要去改裤子了。

But, as I said, not all microorganisms are bad. In fact, without them, we wouldn't have pizza bagels!

但是，正如我说的，不是所有的微物都是有害的。实际上，没有微物我们就不会有披萨百了。

I was so upset, I went home, and I may have overindulged... on Bagel Bites.

我很难过，跑回家了，然后可能太过放纵了，吃了很多果。

Hi, how's it going? I'll take a medium tea and a toasted whole wheat bagel with vegetable spread.

嗨，最近怎么样？我要一杯中杯茶和一个夹有蔬菜的烤全麦百。

But if you prefer the toasted bagel with everything on it, you gotta come to New York.

但如果你喜欢烤过的果加上丰富馅料，纽约不会让你失望。

Jobs began warning friends of the mucus dangers lurking in their bagels.

乔布斯开始提醒朋友们，他们的百中也隐藏着黏液的危险。

They have this everything bagel ice cream flavor that is surprisingly delicious.

他们有冰淇淋口的果，非常美。