Well, bagels in New York tastes great, love bagels.

嗯，纽约的百吉饼味道很好，我喜欢百吉饼。

If you want a regular bagel, you can go anywhere.

可以在很多地方买到贝果。

Hey, hey. Can I get in on that floor bagel?

地上捡的百吉饼分我一半好吗？

Marcus ate his cheese sandwich and Darcy ate her bagel.

马可着他的起司三明治，达希着她的贝果。

And then, lately, I've been doing a bagel.

最近，我一直在做贝果。

You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel and had one stuck in your teeth.

当刚粟籽贝果，牙缝还卡了一粒粟籽。

So, generally, we do not cut our bagels.

我们通常不切自己家的贝果。

But let me tell you how I do my bagels.

我来告诉我是怎么做贝果的。

The end result is delizioso. In truth, it tastes much more like a crunchy pizza bagel.

最后会生产出美味的披萨。事实上，起来的感觉更像是脆脆的披萨百吉饼。

New York started manufacturing bagels before Montreal.

纽约生产贝果的间点比蒙特利尔来得更早。

Am I cooking the everything bagels scrambled eggs?

我做的都是百吉饼炒蛋吗？

So it's basically toasted bagel on top.

就是在上面烤百吉饼。

Well, thanks for the bagel and the orangey fish.

好吧，谢谢的百吉饼和橘汁鱼。

Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.

尽管有美味的面包，与浓厚的紧张气氛… … 我要去改裤子了。

But, as I said, not all microorganisms are bad. In fact, without them, we wouldn't have pizza bagels!

但是，正如我说的，不是所有的微生物都是有害的。实际上，没有微生物我们就不会有披萨百吉饼了。

Hi, how's it going? I'll take a medium tea and a toasted whole wheat bagel with vegetable spread.

嗨，最近怎么样？我要一杯中杯茶和一个夹有蔬菜的烤全麦百吉饼。

But if you prefer the toasted bagel with everything on it, you gotta come to New York.

但如果喜欢烤过的贝果加上丰富馅料，纽约不会让失望。

People always know I'm from the Midwest when I say bagel.

每次我说“bagel”（百吉饼），人家就知道我是中西部来的。

Jobs began warning friends of the mucus dangers lurking in their bagels.

乔布斯开始提醒朋友们，他们的百吉饼中也隐藏着黏液的危险。

They have this everything bagel ice cream flavor that is surprisingly delicious.

他们有冰淇淋口味的贝果，非常美味。