He's so old that when he started using it, it was called Preparation G.

他一开始用白宫H牌膏，那个年代那还叫白宫家御用古膏。

Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上和呕吐怀孕，倒的确不错。

The organic Preparation H in that basket.

篮子里的有机膏。

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有都能享用。

" How are your piles today? " Maggie asked.

“今天你的怎么样了？”玛吉问道。

I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我要拍广告了 周一就开始！

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到的甜甜圈形坐垫。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，？

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形垫呀？

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

是肛门和直肠附近的肿胀静脉，会引并导致瘙痒和出血。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和。

And I know the guilt fueling this peculiar tirade is obviously already swollen bigger than your hemorrhoids

我知道，这种特别的长篇大论所带来的罪恶感显然已经超过了你的。

Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

不过上了四年的表演课 当了四年服务员之后 我出演了一个广告 和一个保龄球球道上面扮演过安妮·弗兰克。

Well, I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC. It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids but it also goes nicely with non-mucosal body parts.

我有一支很不错的2009年的肛泰软膏 通常是针对严重发炎的的 但是对非粘膜器官也管用。

The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured.

耶和华必用埃及人的并、牛皮癣与疥攻击你，使你不能医治。

You have a little birdie carved under your arm, that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids.

你胳膊下刻着一只小鸟，说明你忍辱负重，估计不是。

So if squatting does help with straining, it could make hemorrhoids less likely – but that’s basically all we know about the potential benefits.

因此， 如果深蹲确实有助于用力，它可能会降低患的可能性——但这基本上就是我们所知道的潜在好处。

They placed the ark of the Lord on the cart and along with it the chest containing the gold rats and the models of the tumors.

把耶和华的约柜和装金老鼠并金像的匣子都放在车上。