Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知道对我来说有多操蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写我的故事 我的生活糜烂透。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就么放弃 是差劲极点。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然后我 失去最珍贵的东西。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

个笑话一直延续一个名为“为什么我还是？ ” 的音乐剧中。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

很多男人不知道们有HPV因为在男人身上检测不 的很糟糕。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 我绝对没有扯淡。

Your history's so fucked up, you have no clue what family is.

你的人生像一团乱麻 你都不知道是家庭什么。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在我干那么多混蛋事以后 那是最起码的。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

对我来说，随意化妆就是，我能做些什么我不能？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲的第一个月的很可怕，因为我害怕把一切。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

我说哥们 大家总是想通过谎言搅乱别人的生活。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以我们有无限的钱， 而且我们只花 525 美元，所以——如果我们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所是那里最大的医院，如果发生任何糟糕的事情。

There’s a lot of accusations, not just to me but to pretty much anyone who does it, which is that, you know, we’re vandalizing art or fucking up history.

有很多指控，不仅针对我， 而且针对几乎所有样做的人， 也就是说，你知道，我们正在破坏艺术或历史。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

我的意思是， 有，有的一面，说，呃，引用不引用的话，但同时，嗯，没有做任何事情， 嗯，恶意的，或者没有犯罪意图。

When CEOs are being selected from such a small pool of people that all know each other, that even if they fuck up royally, they are still placed above most other candidates.

当 CEO 是从彼此都认识的少数人中选拔出来时，即使们犯严重错误，们仍然会优先于大多数其候选人。