Do you know how fucked up that is?

你知道这对我来说有多操蛋吗？

You should write about me, my life's fucked up.

你该写写我的故事 我的生活糜烂透了。

This joke continues into a musical number called Why Am I Still Fucked Up?

这个笑话一直延续到一个名为“为什么我还是搞砸了？ ” 的音乐剧中。

No, I'm not gonna shut the fuck up about it, Tara.

泰拉 我绝对没有扯淡。

You know exactly how fucked up it is that you gave it away.

你就这么放弃 真是差劲到了极点。

After all I did to fuck everything up, that's the least I can do.

在我干了那么多混蛋事以后 那是最起码的。

For me, casual makeup is all about, what can I do that I can't fuck up?

对我来说，随意化妆就是，我能做些什么我不能搞砸？

The first month of motherhood was really terrifying because I was scared to fuck it all up.

成为母亲的第一个月真的很，为我害把一切搞砸。

Look man people are always trying to fuck up other people's lives by telling lies about them.

我说哥们 大家总是想通过谎言搅乱别人的生活。

We used to go out. And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had.

然后我搞砸了 失去了最珍贵的东西。

A lot of men don't know that they have HPV because it's undetectable in men, It's really fucked up.

很多男人不知道他们有HPV为在男人身上检测不到 这真的很糟糕。

So we have unlimited money, and we're only spending $525 for this, so-- - If we're rolling with Rochester, the Mayo clinic is there biggest hospital, if anything fucked up happens.

所以我们有无限的钱， 而且我们只花 525 美元，所以——果我们和罗切斯特合作，梅奥诊所是那里最大的医院，果发生任何糟糕的事情。

When CEOs are being selected from such a small pool of people that all know each other, that even if they fuck up royally, they are still placed above most other candidates.

当 CEO 是从彼此都认识的少数人中选拔出来，即使他们犯了严重错误，他们仍然会优先于大多数其他候选人。

I mean, there's, there's his side where he says that, uh, he quote unquote fucked up, but at the same point, um, he wasn't doing anything, um, malicious or he had no criminal intent.

我的意思是， 有，有他的一面，他说，呃，他引用了不引用的话搞砸了，但同，嗯，他没有做任何事情， 嗯，恶意的，或者他没有犯罪意图。